#Date Everything

[faultyvessel]

Diversity win! The British doors in your house are aromantic!

[ramshackledtrickster]

Ac unity brainrot is one hell of a drug bc why am I looking at Date Everything and see these fuckers instead

Also did a lazy edit of the trash guy with longer hair, facial hair and the scar to prove a point,,, he looks like Arno right is it just me or

[spinchs-field]

i literally dgaf (tears in my eyes, gripping the counter so hard it cracks, checking the steam page every five minutes)

[pikavani]

I was very lucky to have met the wonderful Amanda and their crew at Gamescom!

Date Everything is an extremely funny and wholesome dating Simulator, with over a hundred different characters to choose from!

As you can see I made my very own Rebel Poster and got it signed right away!

Lucky Lucky me 😁🤩✨

[itsallaboutthebirds86]

You’re laughing. They made Matt Mercer voice an anthropomorphic d20 on Date Everything and you’re laughing

[gefthetalkingmongoose]

dorian stimboard with aro stims ^w^ 🌲 / 🍈 / ☁️ 🍈 / 🚪 / 🐺 ☁️ / 🐺 / 🌑

[acepalindrome]

Not surprised that Robbie got Matt in on Date Everything (Marisha, Laura and Ashley have already been confirmed,) but I’m delighted they picked the perfect thing for him to voice.

[barabaraoranges]

i've only known her for like, 3 minutes. but she is my bestie. we are talking about pandemics. we are talking about epidemiology. we are talking about public health. we are talking about weird medical cases. we are watching chubbyemu. i am never going to go the rivalry route with her. this is my ride or die. in conclusion

[luimnigh]

I'm finding myself becoming slowly fascinated by the upcoming dating simulator Date Everything.

Like, it's a dating sim where your character is given a pair of glass that lets you date personifications of the objects in your home.

Except not really? Each chair isn't their own character, they're all Chairemi, who represents all the different chairs in the house. Or Dorian represents all the different doors, Sinclair is both the bathroom and kitchen sinks...

It's less like they're the actual object, and more the concept of that object, you get me? Like a Greek God. Poseidon is the God of The Sea, understood to have physical form, but also is The Sea.

Like Fantina the fan hands you a pen, an action an oscillating fan cannot do but her human form can; and then asks you to sign one of her blades. Jean Loo Pissoir is mentioned as "replacing" the toilet when he is spoken to.

And they all have lives outside of being the objects, beyond what the player sees. The coathangers are engaged in extreme sports, have a sponsor, and have apparently suffered injuries in the past. The office desk has a crush on the coffee table. The ceiling is referred to as the Mayor, presumably of The House. So clearly they can move around without physically moving their object.

But at the same time, a few of the trailers show the physical objects moving under their own power.

I am way to interested in the metaphysics of the game about the "furniture fuck glasses", as one character puts it.

[kousagi7hikari]

Sentences I have spoken out loud because of Date Everything:

“I will not be romancing the toilet” 🚽

“The shower is an Elvis” 🚿

[pinktwinkiezoppo]

I will not apologize for the person I'll become when Date Everything comes out

[ghostiedreamsz]

A HAREM???? BITTER EXES??? LOVE TRIANGLE???? FIGHTING OVER ME?????? BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME???? GOING AT IT?????? PASSIONATELY KISSING ON THE LIPS???????? FUCKING PERHAPS????? I GOT TWO HANDS BABY AND THEY’RE MADE FOR JERKING

[ibbywondrous]

idk how else to describe the specific niche I like other than:

[ojamajodoremisharp]

As June 17th inches closer and closer I REALLY hope this is the general tone of how things are gonna go from here (if the Steam page for it is any indication, at least)

[curtain-caller]

Behold: my taste in women vs my taste in my men